Jokes

9/2014

In honor of "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" . . . .

What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?

"Aye, Matey!"



12/2018

As I get ready to start a New Year's resolution at the gym. . .

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats!

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